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.Yet everything around me, every tangy specific in the simulation in which I found myself embedded, militated against the suggestion that it was a simulation: the furls of stale smoke and gritty phosphenes drifting between my eyes and the kitchen’s overhead light, the involuntary memory-echo telling me one of the rock bands Perkus had played was called Crispy Ambulance, a throbbing hangnail I’d misguidedly gnawed at and now worked to ignore, the secret parts of Oona Laszlo I’d uncover and touch and taste within the hour, if my guess was right.“The problem,” she continued, “is that our own simulated reality might only be allowed to continue if it were either informative or entertaining enough to be worth the computing power.Or anyway, as long as we didn’t use too much, they might not unplug us.That’s assuming there remains some limit on that kind of resource, which all our physical laws suggest would be the case.So the moment we develop our own computers capable of spinning out their own virtual universes—like Yet Another World—we become a drastic drain on their computing power.It’s exponential, because now they have to generate all of our simulations, too.We wouldn’t be worth the trouble at that point, we’d have blown the budget allocated to our particular little simulation.They’d just pull our plug.I mean, they’d have millions of other realities running, they’d hardly miss one.But, you know, too bad for us.”“By ‘they’ you mean God, I guess.” I was surprised to hear myself use the word.“Let’s agree to call them ‘our simulators.’”Now Perkus looked truly terrified.His good eye withdrew, his kooky one reeled.“What should we do?”“I don’t think there’s anything we can do,” said Oona.“Except, if possible, keep our simulators really entertained.” With that she gave me a look.Lecture over.Something else to begin.How did Perkus occupy himself, when Oona and I left him alone those December nights? Richard Abneg and I used to see him through to the dawn, until one or all of us were dozing in our chairs.Oona and I, on the other hand, typically whipped Perkus and ourselves into a frenzy, then vamoosed.I felt an extra pang this night, discharging him into the wake of Oona’s provocations.Her merry nightmare of simulated worlds was too much the sort of thing Perkus would gnaw over.Yet he never seemed to begrudge our going.I wondered if Perkus might be bidding on chaldrons all alone, in the dark, after hours.He still hoarded Ice, used other name brands for social smoking.I could so easily picture him, padding in his socks to the CD player to insert the Sandy Bull disk, then lowering the lights and leaning his head into the cowl of the screen’s glow, fingers puttering without angst or undue wishfulness, all possessive lusts dispelled in past attempts, only entering a perfunctory bid for what he no longer imagined he’d win, content to seek the remote embrace of that inexplicable ceramic other—the only variety of pair-bonding Perkus Tooth allowed himself, so far as I could tell.Was this picture real? Who knew? Chaldrons, like Lindsay the waitress and whether Marlon Brando was alive or dead, had joined the list of things we no longer mentioned.Our silence on those subjects was just part of the price we’d paid to enter this oasis, this false calm that had carried me, carried all of us, if I can be trusted to speak for the others, to nearly the end of the year, to the day in late December when things changed again, that irreversible day which began with the mayor’s invitation arriving in the mail.CHAPTERFifteenI culled it from the mass of junk in my brass mailbox on my way out that morning.Who knew how long it had spent there—I checked that box once a week or so, and then just to bundle the pointless catalogues and credit-card offers into the building’s handy recycling bins.The creamy rectangular envelope, my name and address hand-calligraphied, HIS HONOR JULES ARNHEIM embossed in the upper corner, had some mass or density that tugged downward, and so slipped from the garbagy sheaf, and into my attention, almost as in a card trick.For all that it telegraphed importance, I tucked the envelope into my coat’s inner breast pocket to open in the taxicab, worrying I’d be late.Then I forgot it there for a little while, disconcerted by the early hour and already regretting my awkward mission.The previous Wednesday I’d emerged from the shower to find Oona with her head cocked, punching impatiently through the messages piled on my answering machine, whose digital readout had been blinking Full for a few days already.She turned to offer a crookedly sweet smile, unashamed at her prying.I suppose I was transparently hapless in this regard: Oona could feel confident she was my only secret, so what would she be prying after? She’d restored the volume so the messages were audible; the voice of my old publicist Foley leaked from the machine while Oona’s finger hovered over the Next button.“You’ve got to do something about this,” said Oona, with an uncommon air of sympathy.“About what?”“You need to go out once in a while and represent,” she said gently.“It’s your only job.”Oona tapped past the blipping first syllables of the last few unheard messages, the bulk of them Foley’s greeting, repeated in descending tones of resignation.I’d certainly known it was Foley’s calls I’d been ignoring, even after I lowered the machine’s volume.Janice’s diagnosis had brought a raft of media requests, mercifully channeled through my lecture agency.After so long having nothing for me, I suppose they might be a little frustrated I wasn’t pouncing on these fresh opportunities.What I couldn’t fathom was what Oona thought she was doing nudging my denial’s manhole cover and peeking underneath.I toweled my hair, convenient cover.“I’m not an expert on decaying orbits or foot cancer, you know.They want me to wring my hands and talk about how much I love her.”“Well, that’s easy then, since you do love her.”I stared
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